The Cowards
Learn how to say things to people’s
faces, don’t use your status.
The Desperate for Attention
We don’t give a fine fuck what you ate
this morning or last night or the night after that… we also don’t give a fine
fuck who you saw at the mall or what music you’re listening too…
The Vain
Damn people, you’re taking too many
photos of yourselves, you’re putting Vogue to shame.
The Drama Queens
If you don’t want to talk about it, don’t
put a cryptic message on your status that’s obviously fishing for someone to
ask you what’s wrong.
The Pretenders
We understand. As you browse through
updates, you realized that your life is not that interesting. So, you make up
another life, one that travels, encounters strange and funny situations, meet
mysterious or prominent people. It’s sad, really but it’s okay. Whatever helps
you sleep at night.
The Exes
The current girlfriend is better than
you. She’s hotter, sexier, smarter, funnier, and most of all, she’s the
present girlfriend. You’re an ex. Deal with it.
The Rejected Writers
Because you’re not good enough to be
published by real magazines or publishing houses...
The Lower than Whores
At least whores get paid if you want to
see any part of their body.
And stop getting upset when other people
comment on your photo that shows you on your bikini. You posted it in a public
medium that has a fuckin’ function that allows people to fuckin’ comment. You
want to share your day, post a photo of you with some fuckin’ clothes on.
The
Like-If-Agree-Share-If-You-Want-To-Make-A-Difference
I’ve got news for you. I don’t have to
share or like your post to prove I love my Mom, or my children, or my country,
or God… I don’t have to share or like your post just because I agree that
animals should be treated better or children should get education… Sharing and liking
is not equivalent to making a fuckin’ difference. Here’s a thought, if you
really share, you will get off your ass, off facebook and actually go out to
work, help children, volunteer, and spending time with your parents. You dumb
fuck.
The Jerks
That’s us… people who like observing what
other people are doing and laughing at them as they make a total fool of
themselves.
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