Dear Mr. XXXXXX,
This is to
tender my resignation effective immediately.
As an employee
of an established and supposed pioneer of digital advertising, I have very few
basic expectations one of which is that my boss would have some understanding
of advertising that is well above the understanding of a drunken monkey. What I
realized is that you don’t serve a single ecological purpose. Some people are
scared of their boss and some are intimidated. I am simply irritated by you.
I was hired
because I am how to be a creative director and I have a portfolio to prove it
but it doesn’t mean I do all advertising campaigns alone. You have hired all
kinds of technical support but you never once bothered to ask me if I need
support. What the hell do you think of me? A vending machine? You don’t just
insert a coin on me and expect that an advertising idea will come out on the
quantity you want.
You will never
understand advertising. You will never understand marketing. To this day, you
still don’t get the importance of understanding the market. You will also never
understand why people don’t hang around long in your company and even the ones
you consider “pioneers” are now working for your competition.
Let me tell
you why. Because you don’t know how to take care of your people and your taste
sucks. The size of your waistline is just about the same size as your brain and
bigger than your creative taste.
I have given
three years of my life because I don’t want to ever think I didn’t give you a
chance but seeing how things have been, I don’t think things are going to
change. So I am leaving and don’t ever think that you can get back at me by
giving me bad recommendations because you don’t have to. I run ten websites and
I earn $5,000 a month just with Google Ads. Had you listened to my ideas, those
sites would have been yours but what did I expect, you’re stupid.
And if by some
twist I ever do need one, you will give a good recommendation or you will know
how advertising can make or break the reputation of company.
Never fuck
with an advertising creative director, Mr. XXXXX. You don’t know how public
opinion works.
Yours truly,
XXXXX XXXXXX
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