Funny Break Up Letter

Dear Rey,
I am a needy person and extremely scared of being alone which is hard for someone like me because I am not exactly an attractive girl. I am not ugly but not the kind that guys would give a second look to. I need a companion and it is strong enough to overrule any other emotion or any thought. I am insecure and demanding.
Yet, I decided to break up with you. That should tell you how horrible you are of a person for the one desperate person in the world to want to break up with you.

Honestly, spending the rest of my life alone is way better than spending another minute with you. I mean, you’re pretty stupid. The only reason I was able to spend those months with you is because you are a good listener. Or maybe it’s because you simply have nothing good to say. Oh well, I really don’t care now.
Don’t kid yourself. When I said I want us to remain friends, it’s not because I still care about you. I simply want you to be constantly reminded of what you have lost. Honey, I am better looking than you are and I want you to know that everyday. I want you to suffer and realize how much of a loser you are. I want to torture you. I want you to see how low you have come and I want you to thank for it and smile while you are doing it.
Don’t worry, I won’t be taking revenge. I really have run out of energy and appetite to spend with you.
If there is something I learned from you, is that it is better to be alone than spend time with someone like you, no ambition, stupid, immature, childish, and ugly.

Finally free,


Reiley

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