Rants of an Unemployed

My boss just called me in today to ask me to resign because he doesn't know what to do with me. 

And so here I am... in my mid 30s, single, and unemployed. 

I have a Masters degree. I have 15 years of solid working experience and yet, I am here with no clue where to find work. 

I can't talk with my parents about it because they will panic and worry and the last thing I need are people panicking around me. 

I can't talk with my friends because they are all busy with their work and with being a wife or husband and being a father or mother. 

I have no boyfriend to talk with because the last one I had decided to break up with me but forgot to tell me he was breaking up with me. I just figured that out after he didn't participate in the wedding he asked me to plan. 

I can't talk with my therapist because I have no money to pay for one. 

Life is fuckin' great.