1. My life is
like a porn movie, without the sex
2. Life has a meaning, we just disapprove of it
3. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit
2. Life has a meaning, we just disapprove of it
3. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit
4. Each one is unique, just like everyone else
5. Confucius said too much
6. In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit
7. Never settle with words what you can accomplish with punches
8. Don’t get even… get everything
9. Sex is one of the 10 reasons for living... the other 9 are unimportant
10. Whatever the question is, booze is the answer
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