Funny Resignation Letter 2

This is a real and funny resignation letter. Got this from my officemate.

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Unfaithful Boyfriend

Khlip,

I heard you talking to her.

I heard you telling her you love her.

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Lies

I honestly thought that you were the woman I was going to marry. I literally couldn’t picture anyone being the mother of my children but you. I couldn’t imagine spending the rest of my life with you.

I still can’t… but I have to.

I never understood why people have affairs. I told you that before and I remember you laughing at me. I remember you saying that I should never make statements like that because I just might do it. I promised you then I never would.

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Funny Letter of a Wife To a Mistress

Thank you Jennifer,


......For leaving bite marks all over my husbands chest last night. 

No, really, Thank You! You have no idea what a nightmare you have just saved me and my kids from. 

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Kurt Cobain's Suicide Letter

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A Father's Letter To Her Daughter (On Adoption, Growing Up and Love)

Dear Riched,

I always knew this day would come and I have had different scenarios in my mind on how to react when a guy shows up at our doorsteps to pick you up for a date. I thought of scaring him, not facing him, being friendly with him… I had all those… but I never thought I’d feel scared. Yes, my little angel, you father is scared of the 15-year-old boy who is not even half my weight. I’m scared he’ll take you away which I know is silly considering this is just a date but I guess every father earns a free pass on temporary insanity on the day his daughter is to date for the first time.

I have tried to forget about it the minute you walked out that door but I can’t. I feel like this is the beginning of a new phase in your life, that phase when you will start needing us less and less. I wish there is something I can do to delay it.

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The Goodbye That Was Never Said

So here we are – at the end of our long journey. I think destiny finally found its way towards us.

Our last conversation is the most difficult and the easiest I have ever had.

In a relationship as long and difficult as we have had, the decision to end it this way makes me happy for the way we finally decided to do it. Not only were we finally able to talk to each other respectfully, we have managed to do so with the hope of actually being friends in the future.

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