This is a real and funny resignation letter. Got this from
my officemate.
Transcription
below:
I’m resigning and I heard rumors going around that I am resigning
because I feel I am better than my boss. Just to avoid any confusion, I want to
go on record and say, that it is true but that is not the only reason. Please
read below and I hope that you, for one, listen to what an employee thinks
about the company.
I am resigning…
10. Because you have no idea what advertising is. It became obvious to me when in the last two years, you continue to expect me to create a full advertising campaign single-handedly. Your account managers can’t even give me a proper product briefing and you expect me to come up with a great campaign based on 5 sentences. What the hell do you think of me? A vending machine? You put on a couple of coins and I’d dispense the drink of your choice?
9. Because I have never gotten a raise and a promotion despite
single-handedly creating all advertising campaigns in the last two years. See
#10 for more details.
8. Because I’m sick of everyone complaining about being busy and
overworked. Every employee in every company is busy and overworked. Deal with
it.
7. Because I am sick of every skinny girl in the office complain
about being overweight. Girls, your is exactly the same size as your
waistlines.
6. Because you still don’t realize that mortality rate in the
office is high because there is no career growth. Didn’t your get a clue when
your supposed “most loyal employee” transferred to the competition?
5. General. Office. Meeting.
4. Because I am a better website designer than the head of website
design division.
3. Because you turn off the aircon when clock strikes 6pm but
expects us to continue working overtime.
2. Because the best Christmas gift I got from this company was a 1
gig USB that won’t even work on a mac.
1. Because I earn more from my blog site’s google ads than my
salary here.
If you are wondering what my contact numbers are, don’t.
Goodbye.
Name
(after two years, I still don’t have a job title)
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